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Mortal Demotivational Poster


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5

M.K. NINJAS - On slow days, they had to take any job they could.

IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz

TAGS: million immortality sunday
Rating: 4.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
Hmm.. good point! OTOH, with all that time on my hands, I'm sure I'd figure something out.

COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - It starts with a Friendship.

TAGS: mortal kombat friendship gay
Rating: 2.46/5
Zed - November 25, 2009, 5:00 pm
To quote Shang Tsung in MK 2 & 3, "Friendship? Friendship, AGAIN???"

FATALITY - For spelling Mortal Kombat wrong.

TAGS: mortal kombat video games
Rating: 1.91/5

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Anon - April 29, 2009, 9:50 am
I'm more impressed he got 'or' wrong really.

STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind

TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

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the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.

FINISH HER! - Damn! What buttons do I press again?

TAGS: finish her mortal kombat damn fight club
Rating: 2.79/5

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Walkerofskies - February 5, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice job. Good originality on the photo.
Dustin Marthington - December 9, 2008, 9:43 pm
your "fit to screen" option is selected y'know?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:53 am
ASA..thats how u turn me on...i think he's talking about the chick in the back.lmao.
Asa - November 7, 2008, 7:54 pm
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start

IMMORTALITY - Every breath you take is one step closer to death. Simply stop breathing.


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

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MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.

IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell



TAGS: immortality supernova
Rating: 3.61/5

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boeweizer - October 14, 2009, 1:59 am
the middle image looks like its moving its freaky ( btw i meant the sun part)
Zed - August 28, 2009, 1:10 pm
Sol lacks the mass to go past the Chandrakar Limit and nova or supernova. It'll go red, expand to swallow the inner planets (including Earth), then collapse into a Brown Dwarf star.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 10:04 am
Sol goes Supernova=crisp like bacon for all those who are not oodles of lightyears away from earth by then. Wot's left to wonder about? P.s.: my cousin, Snot of the Antarctic, agrees with me on this. Tootles.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:08 am
Why if it isn't my old friend Snark of the North! Yes, I actually do wonder about these things ( I write sci-fi and fantasy, comes with the job, this horribly endless imagination) :)
Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:46 am
Are you a little tired, Frontman? Do you really wonder what will happen then? Really? *snickers maniacally*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:42 am
This is so true. I always wonder what'll happen if we can't get off this rock entirely by then.
Bob Chin - April 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
Make mine champaigne flavored pls!

FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW

DRUNK CHICK AT THE PARTY - Her Laugh disgusts Superman

TAGS: superman sonya blade mortal kombat vs dc universe mkvsdc
Rating: 2.26/5

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domobrotha - January 1, 2009, 4:06 am
ahhhhh...i c thong tan lines...very nice..lol
Drenix - September 28, 2008, 5:51 pm
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. That's Sonia Blade.
TigerKid - August 19, 2008, 6:52 pm
What's this from?
Agamemnon218 - August 19, 2008, 11:45 am
VERY awesome!


IMMORTALITY RULE #1 - The MOTIFAKE Gods only help those who bring their own glass. Who needs to live forever?

TAGS: immortality
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
Hey!!! Who let those people into my house?

FRIENDSHIP - Hell, no! I paid good money to see these f*ckers kill each other!


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and Dick Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

UNCLE ABBATH - I Want Your Soul

IMMORTALITY - The genius to move others long after you yourself have stopped moving.

NEVER FEAR - We are from the internet

TAGS: mortal combat nerds
Rating: 2.84/5

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Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:40 am
Sub Zero has really packed on the pounds. Kitana looks good though.
Sam - March 5, 2009, 9:20 am
Good job clue, you win a cookie
James - March 5, 2009, 6:45 am
no they're not, they're from Mortal Kombat. Sub-Zero & Kitana


TAGS: life death immortality living work
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:29 am
Isn't that a Woody Allen quote?

Mortality -

TAGS: mortality time consume
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:34 am
ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:34 am
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:21 pm
I love this!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:29 pm


"SPEED IS ON THEIR SIDE" - Said Gandalf... "They are none too swift"

SOUTH? - We do not recognise this direction!

TAGS: immortal metal north
Rating: 2.24/5

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Bob Chin - April 17, 2009, 10:52 am
Vredesbyrd?...I'll give 'em a fiver if they can do a speed metal "Freebird"
Anon - February 16, 2009, 3:52 am
Where's the rest of them? And when will they play Vredesbyrd?
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:18 pm
They remind of you of Dimmu Borgir because they're both Black Metal bands.
Anonymous - January 16, 2009, 7:43 pm
I'm reminded here of Dimmu Borgir. THey look similar, but Dimmu is bigger with more physical variety.

SPELL CHECK - last I checked Mortal Kombat was spelled with a K

IRON FIST - He REALLY misses the 70s!




TAGS: immortality
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
Thanks Sean. We get it right sometimes...and it's good
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:06 pm
Cool, Cubby. And way cool poster. I 5'd it.
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
I actually read a old SUPERMAN comic where everyone in his life died and he was alone. Creepy feeling
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hey...I love Anne Rice novels
Sean - May 6, 2010, 10:47 pm
Whatta you, freakin' Anne Rice all of a sudden?


IMMORTALITY - We're Putting Your's To The Test

LOVE ME? - Immortality A misunderstood concept. You would beg for death

IMMORTALITY - Sucks, when you're a Zombie !

CATWOMAN - Is carrying weapons of mass distraction...


TAGS: greek proverb tree mortality irony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:33 pm
Appears, to me, there are 9 hangman nooses dangling from the brances.
lgvernon - August 31, 2014, 1:26 am

Thanks, Priss. Been lurking, just too screwed up to be creative.
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:42 pm
She's back and with a frickin' 5L piece of work to boot!

Legacy -

TAGS: mortality time memories comfort hammy
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

We've been DNR(Do Not Resuscitate)organ donors for as long as those designations have been available. Figure the best gift I can give are eyes, kidneys, skin~~whatever anyone else can use.
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 10:15 pm
Works for me…wish some would forget me now………
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 9:59 pm
Truth - tombstones are a waste of money - 5L


TAGS: pink pinup mortality humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:16 am
Oh WOOF! I’ll die slipping on my drool from watching a buxom aid bending over my bedpan….it’s a hope.

Immortality -



TAGS: nintendo mortal kombat snes videogames
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 24, 2014, 4:48 am
There's a site for everything under the Sun here...in fact, there's probably a MotiSun site in the works as we speak...
HypercatZed - July 23, 2014, 6:57 am
You have a site such for that? I didn't know!
Reality Lord - July 23, 2014, 6:52 am

dude this would do well over at http://www.respawned.net/ our gaming sister site

MEGAN FOX - even a goddess was once a mortal

TAGS: goddess fox mortal
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
I'll gladly stick with the original.
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 11:41 pm
A true Goddess is born...not made


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the gay ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


IMMORTALITY - Lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.

TAGS: immortality in people youve touched
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:34 am
but Fritzl didn't want to touch the masses. his daughter would have been enough for him...

ARE WE IMMORTAL? - There's an easy way for you to find out



TAGS: mortal combat mantis
Rating: 3.08/5
forseti - June 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
where was the "work on the text"-hint that i always have to read?!? ;)
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:20 pm
It's spelled Kombat. With a 'K'. At least in the game it is
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 9:30 am
this had potential, oh well too bad.

MORTAL COMBAT - Finish Him!!!

TAGS: mortal combat finsish him rioter protester police
Rating: 2.88/5

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jacob - May 22, 2009, 10:25 am
dont tase me bro


TAGS: greg baseball mortal combat sports judge slide fight
Rating: 2.16/5

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ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:09 am
totally agree
anon - November 9, 2008, 8:20 pm
the spelling ruined the chance for this poster to be great gj asshat
Burn - May 3, 2008, 7:28 pm
Dude, how the hell did you NOT catch that mistake?!

CANCER - Make you immortal.

MYTH BUSTERDS - "Myth: Blasphemy is a mortal sin!!! Ooops... Too late"

SPELLING CHECK - last I checked Mortal Kombat has a K

TAGS: mortal kombat combat funnt baseball
Rating: 1.57/5

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Some dude. - June 14, 2009, 12:21 am
You would be correct Leviathan. :3
Leviathan - September 3, 2008, 3:43 am
So now we're telling people how to spell words that were spelled wrong on purpose correctly.

I will survive -

TAGS: studies suggest week life math immortal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
What if I have a BLT afterwards: would that not make me a god?
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:11 pm
Oh dear! I guess i'll have to make some major investments in my pension fund. L L L L L
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh, if licking yourself counts, I think Gary is getting younger. 8D
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:06 pm
Huh...me too. Like my mom always told me "God gave you two hands (10 whole fingers which is important for a gal like me) put them to good use!" 5/F
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Harrumph, no wonder there is a population problem !
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:10 am
hm-hm-hm-hm...whazziss? LMFAO, regain composure, lose it again...5/F
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:31 am




TAGS: mortal kombat
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - February 3, 2017, 8:30 pm

And I completely read that in the voice from Mortal Kombat. Nice.

Wasted Time -